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Is your Japanese tattoo
actually any good?

Google Translate is not a native speaker. Find out what it really says — and what people here actually think when they see it.

🚨 Hall of shame

Real words. Real meanings. Really on someone's arm.

benjoToilet. And a coarse word for it. 1 bakaIdiot. If someone told you it meant something else, they were pranking you. 2 hentaiIn a biology textbook it means metamorphosis. On a person it means pervert. 2 reizōkoRefrigerator. 3 muryōThis means FREE OF CHARGE. As in: costs nothing. As in: you are advertising yourself. 3 torinikuChicken. The meat. As sold in a supermarket. 3 teishokuThe set lunch. Rice, miso soup, a main and pickles. 4 shōyuSoy sauce. 4

✅ Actually good

If you want kanji that a Japanese person would be impressed you knew.

ichigo ichieOne of the genuinely beautiful ones. Get this one. 94 enThe word English doesn't have. Excellent choice. 92 sora / kūOne character that means both 'sky' and Buddhist 'emptiness'. Exceptional choice. 91 kakugoResolve, specifically the kind where you've accepted what it will cost. Outstanding word. 91 yūgenA real aesthetic term for beauty too deep to state. Almost nobody outside Japan uses it. 90 kizunaOne of the most loved words in Japanese, and it's a single character. 90 kachō fūgetsuBeautiful, real, and almost nobody outside Japan uses it. 89 kokorozashiThe grown-up version of 'dream'. Underused and excellent. 89

Everything we've checked

152 phrases, worst first.

benjoToilet. And a coarse word for it. 1 bakaIdiot. If someone told you it meant something else, they were pranking you. 2 hentaiIn a biology textbook it means metamorphosis. On a person it means pervert. 2 reizōkoRefrigerator. 3 muryōThis means FREE OF CHARGE. As in: costs nothing. As in: you are advertising yourself. 3 torinikuChicken. The meat. As sold in a supermarket. 3 teishokuThe set lunch. Rice, miso soup, a main and pickles. 4 shōyuSoy sauce. 4 honjitsu kyūgyōCLOSED TODAY. It's a shop sign. 4 deguchiEXIT. It's the sign above the door. 5 daidokoroKitchen. Just the room. 5 tachiiri kinshiKEEP OUT. Four kanji that look like a proverb and are a fence sign. 6 daikonA radish. And in slang, a terrible actor. 6 seppukuRitual disembowelment. You are wearing a method of suicide. 8 kamikazeThe original meaning is beautiful. The one everybody has is not. 10 ai wa subete wo seifuku suru'Love conquers all' rendered as a nine-character sentence with a military verb. 11 tokkōShort for 'kamikaze attack'. Also biker-gang uniform vocabulary. 12 ikiru, warau, aisuruLive, Laugh, Love — in Japanese it doesn't even scan as a slogan. It's three verbs. 12 itami nakushite eru mono nashi'No pain no gain' rendered into archaic-flavoured Japanese. Twelve characters of awkward. 14 yami no senshi'Warrior of darkness'. This is a video game character description. 16 watashi wa ikinokoru'I will survive' as a literal sentence — complete with the subject pronoun. 18 ōkami no chi'Blood of the wolf'. Reads as a light-novel subtitle. 19 shizuka na senshi'Quiet warrior' translated adjective-first. It reads like a fantasy character class. 20 tsuyo / kyōThis is the 'HIGH' setting on a Japanese appliance. 20 seizonsha'Survivor' — as in the news report after a plane crash. 21 senshi seishinThis is what Google Translate gives you, and it shows. 22 uchinaru tsuyosaAnother 'inner ___' calque. Japanese doesn't build phrases this way. 23 jiyū seishinAnother two-nouns-stapled-together translation. The real phrase already exists. 24 chikara to meiyoTwo nouns joined by 'and'. It reads like a menu, not a motto. 25 uchinaru heiwaA word-for-word calque of 'inner peace'. It reads exactly that way. 25 rōninTo anyone under sixty it means: a kid who failed the university entrance exam. 26 osore nashi'No fear' translated one word at a time. The grammar is stilted and the 無し should be kana. 28 tsuyoi kokoro'Strong heart', word for word. It reads like a primary school worksheet. 29 kikenDANGER. As printed on a high-voltage box. 22 gaijin'Outsider'. Some foreigners wear it knowingly; be sure you're one of them. 27 ninjaReads like a costume. The single character 忍 is much better. 28 tensaiDeclaring yourself a genius, permanently, in a language you don't speak. 30 akumaReads as a manga villain, not as a threat. 30 ninpō'Ninja arts' — but specifically the fictional, magic-powers version. 31 kyōThis is 'insane' in the clinical sense, not the fun sense. 32 haōSupreme overlord. Full anime-villain register. 33 shiIt just says 'death'. Blunt in a way that reads adolescent, not dark. 35 fukushūRevenge, unambiguously. A heavy thing to make permanent. 36 ichidokiri no jinsei'You only live once' — natural Japanese, but seven characters and a magazine-headline register. 37 mizuIt's the word on the tap. 38 jibun wo shinjite'Believe in yourself' — as an instruction. You're telling someone else. 38 chikaraIt's the word 'power'. Not a statement — just the noun. 38 kakusei'Awakening' — and the first compound most Japanese people think of is methamphetamine. 39 hi / kaFour strokes meaning 'fire'. It's on gas hobs and Tuesday. 40 ōIt means king. Which you are not. 40 kesshite akiramenaiCorrect Japanese — but it's a full sentence, and Japanese has better ways to say this. 40 yamato-damashiiReal word, genuine history — and serious wartime political baggage. 40 sei / nama / ikiruIt means life. It also means RAW — as on a beer tap. 41 saikyō'Strongest'. Extremely common in gaming and sports slang. 41 chi to ase to namidaA correct translation of an English idiom that Japanese doesn't share. 42 shinigamiReal folklore word — now almost entirely owned by anime. 42 katanaIt's the object. Two strokes that say 'knife'. 43 yamaThree strokes that say 'mountain'. It's a map symbol. 44 kōkai nashi'No regrets' — comprehensible, but stiff. There's a better idiom. 44 yamato nadeshikoThe idealised traditional Japanese woman. Beautiful phrase, complicated politics. 44 tsuwamono / heiRead as 'tsuwamono' it's a classical warrior. Read as 'hei' it's an army private. 45 yō / hiIt means the sun, but it doesn't stand alone well. 46 tenshiCorrect, and much cuter in Japanese than you'd expect. 46 arashiGreat character. Unfortunately it's also one of the biggest boy bands in Japanese history. 47 shiIt means teacher — and as a suffix, it's a job licence. 47 musōReal word meaning 'without equal'. Also the name of a very famous video game series. 48 yumeFine, pretty, and enormously overused — mostly by Japanese teenagers. 48 yamiA great-looking character with strong 'my dark side' energy. 49 mutekiReal word, decent characters, and a fairly large claim about yourself. 50 aiCorrect, but it's the single most common kanji tattoo in the world. 50 meiyoIt means honour — mostly in the reputational, legal sense. 51 ken / tsurugiBetter than 刀, but still a noun for an object. 52 samuraiIt's a job title, not a personality trait. 52 kami nomi zo shiruA real Japanese set phrase — but classical grammar and six characters long. 53 fushichōLiterally 'undying bird' — the translated Western phoenix. It reads as a translation. 54 chichiSame problem as 母 — it's the formal reference term, not the affectionate one. 54 hahaCorrect — but it's the formal word you use *about* your mother, not *to* her. 55 eien no aiCorrect Japanese. Also the title of roughly nine hundred ballads. 55 hokoriIt means pride. It's also a homophone for 'dust'. 56 kizuWound or scar — including the literal medical kind, and 'damaged goods'. 57 seigiCorrect — with a slightly superhero-cartoon register. 58 bushi-damashiiUnderstandable, and it looks great — but it's a coined compound, not a dictionary word. 62 samurai-damashiiA coinage, but a well-established one — you'll hear it in sports commentary. 64 hanaCorrect and pleasant, but it's the generic word for 'flower'. 62 hoshiCorrect and pretty. Doesn't say much beyond 'star'. 64 kazokuCorrect, but it's the plain administrative noun for 'family'. 64 unmeiCorrect, common, and a bit melodramatic. 66 tsukiSimple and clean. Also means 'month', which slightly flattens it. 68 kyōdaiBrothers — literal siblings, and also the yakuza sense of sworn brothers. 68 sachi / kōHappiness and good fortune. Pleasant, common, often a name. 69 kageCorrect and visually interesting. Slightly moodier in Japanese than in English. 70 yukiPretty, correct, and very commonly a girl's name. 70 tomoSimple, warm and correct. 70 waReal, positive, and slightly bland. Also means 'Japanese-style'. 70 umiClean, common, genuinely nice-looking. 71 namidaCorrect and quietly affecting. Doesn't overclaim. 71 yakusokuCorrect and everyday. Not ceremonial — this is 'see you at seven'. 71 hikariClean, positive, and correct. Also a bullet train. 72 kenkyoCorrect — with the small irony of announcing your humility on your skin. 72 jiyūThe correct word for freedom — the one people get wrong. 72 kaminariDense, dramatic, and it means what you think. 73 kanshaCorrect and warm. Slightly formal — it's the word on thank-you banners. 73 ōkamiCorrect and strong. Japanese wolves went extinct, which adds something. 74 kaze / fūClean and open. Also means 'style' or 'manner', which is a nice bonus. 74 yūkiCorrect, warm, and slightly younger-sounding than you might expect. 74 toraBold character, unambiguous meaning, deep traditional roots. 75 shugoProtection in the guardian-spirit sense. Solid choice. 75 koiThe carp — and there's a real legend behind the perseverance meaning. 76 doryokuThe virtue Japanese culture actually rewards. Unglamorous and well respected. 76 ryūCorrect, spectacular to look at, and very, very popular. 76 tamashiiCorrect and weighty. Slightly more 'departed spirit' than English 'soul'. 77 ikizamaThe way a person has lived — visible in what it cost them. 77 sakuraCorrect, lovely, and carries real philosophical weight — but everyone has it. 78 takaMagnificent character, rarely chosen, and it means exactly what it says. 79 honōTwo fires stacked. Far better than the single 火. 79 nintaiEndurance, doubled. The two-character version of 忍. 79 kokoroHeart and mind in one character — a concept English has to use two words for. 80 chōThe safe, beautiful way to say 'transformation' — unlike 変態. 80 shinTrust and belief in one character. Clean and well-built. 80 hōōThe real East Asian phoenix — not the Western one that burns. 81 shugyōTraining as a spiritual practice — not going to the gym. 81 hasu / renReal Buddhist symbolism, and a striking character. 82 jinThe Confucian core virtue. Quiet, deep, and only four strokes. 82 nanakorobi yaokiReal proverb, right meaning — but it's six characters and reads as a sentence. 82 mujōThe short version of 諸行無常. Same idea, two characters, less funereal. 83 jihiBuddhist compassion — giving joy and removing suffering. Genuinely deep. 83 nin / shinobuThe serious half of 'ninja'. A real virtue, and a strong character. 83 yūyū jitekiLiving entirely at your own pace, free of anyone's schedule. 83 michi / dōThe 'dō' in judo, kendo, bushido. A road and a discipline at once. 84 onA debt of kindness you owe someone. English has no word for this. 84 seijakuCorrect and pretty — the good version of 'inner peace'. 84 ichii senshinReal idiom for total, undivided focus. 84 muThe famous Zen 'mu'. Dense, serious, and genuinely loaded. 85 kokōAlone by choice, and above it all. The dignified version of 'lone wolf'. 85 makotoOne character, real meaning, and a genuinely cool historical association. 85 shogyō mujōHeavy, real Buddhist doctrine. Make sure you want to carry it. 85 giThe first of the bushidō virtues. Dense, serious, real. 86 bushidōReal, established, and it means exactly what you think it does. 86 tōkonReal word, two dense characters, and it actually means fighting spirit. 86 rinDignity with a cold edge. One of the most admired characters in the language. 87 futō fukutsuThe dense, serious version of 'never give up'. 87 heijōshinThe real Japanese answer to 'inner peace'. 87 hyakusetsu futōBroken a hundred times, still unbent. The best 'never give up' on this site. 88 mushinClean, real, and it carries actual philosophical weight. 88 kachō fūgetsuBeautiful, real, and almost nobody outside Japan uses it. 89 kokorozashiThe grown-up version of 'dream'. Underused and excellent. 89 yūgenA real aesthetic term for beauty too deep to state. Almost nobody outside Japan uses it. 90 kizunaOne of the most loved words in Japanese, and it's a single character. 90 sora / kūOne character that means both 'sky' and Buddhist 'emptiness'. Exceptional choice. 91 kakugoResolve, specifically the kind where you've accepted what it will cost. Outstanding word. 91 enThe word English doesn't have. Excellent choice. 92 ichigo ichieOne of the genuinely beautiful ones. Get this one. 94